那些坑死人的菜名，知道3个算你牛！
<p style="margin-top: 5px; text-align: justify; margin-left: 0em; margin-right: 0em; text-indent: 0em;"><br></p><section class="active" data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="23" style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); line-height: 25.6px; font-family: 微软雅黑;"><section class="" style="margin-top: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px; padding: 15px 20px 15px 45px; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22.39px; outline: 0px; border: 0px currentcolor; vertical-align: baseline; background-image: url(http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz/yqVAqoZvDibHXI5ekoKR1icA9n2tIN2MafRz4ZMlbZ9VJIPyHVvA3622V9M4opp0KibWG6F78HdcHOABQbic1krfPw/0?wx_fmt=jpeg); background-color: rgb(241, 241, 241); background-position: 1% 5px; background-repeat: no-repeat;"><p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; text-align: center; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;">这几天不知道怎么回事，老是有朋友请吃饭，虽说都不是什么特别高档的地方，却着实被菜单上那些有板有眼，稀奇古怪的菜名给吓傻了。现在就一起来看看！</span></p></section></section><section label="Powered by wxb-style.com"><section class="" data-id="86318" style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; border: 0px none;"><section class="" style="margin-right: auto; margin-left: auto; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box;"><section style="margin-top: 2em; padding-top: 0.5em; padding-bottom: 0.5em; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; font-family: inherit; font-size: 1em; font-weight: inherit; line-height: 22.4px; border-style: solid none none; border-top-width: 1px; border-top-color: rgb(204, 204, 204); text-decoration: inherit; color: rgb(166, 166, 166);"><section style="margin-top: -1.2em; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; text-align: center; border: none; line-height: 1.4;"><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 14px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><strong style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span class="" data-brushtype="text" style="padding: 8px 23px; max-width: 100%; border-radius: 25px; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); font-family: inherit; font-weight: inherit; text-decoration: inherit; border-color: rgb(172, 29, 16); box-sizing: border-box !important; background-color: rgb(172, 29, 16);">火山飘雪</span></strong></span></section></section></section></section><p style="max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; text-align: center; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><br></p></section><p>火山是西红柿，飘雪是白糖。所以我们平时吃的一道白糖拌番茄，摇身一变就成了这道高端大气的“火山飘雪”......</p><section class="" data-id="86318" style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); line-height: 25.6px; font-family: 微软雅黑; border: 0px none;"><section class="" style="margin-right: auto; margin-left: auto; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box;"><section style="margin-top: 2em; padding-top: 0.5em; padding-bottom: 0.5em; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; font-family: inherit; font-size: 1em; font-weight: inherit; line-height: 22.4px; border-style: solid none none; border-top-width: 1px; border-top-color: rgb(204, 204, 204); text-decoration: inherit; color: rgb(166, 166, 166);"><section style="margin-top: -1.2em; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; text-align: center; border: none; line-height: 1.4;"><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 14px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><strong style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span class="" data-brushtype="text" style="padding: 8px 23px; max-width: 100%; border-radius: 25px; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); font-family: inherit; font-weight: inherit; text-decoration: inherit; border-color: rgb(172, 29, 16); box-sizing: border-box !important; background-color: rgb(172, 29, 16);">走在乡间的小路上</span></strong></span></section></section></section></section><p style="text-align: center;"><br></p><p>感觉这道菜应该叫“一只猪走在乡间的小路上”，因为就是两个红烧猪蹄外加几棵用作摆盘青菜。</p><section class="" data-id="86318" style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); line-height: 25.6px; font-family: 微软雅黑; border: 0px none;"><section class="" style="margin-right: auto; margin-left: auto; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box;"><section style="margin-top: 2em; padding-top: 0.5em; padding-bottom: 0.5em; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; font-family: inherit; font-size: 1em; font-weight: inherit; line-height: 22.4px; border-style: solid none none; border-top-width: 1px; border-top-color: rgb(204, 204, 204); text-decoration: inherit; color: rgb(166, 166, 166);"><section style="margin-top: -1.2em; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; text-align: center; border: none; line-height: 1.4;"><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 14px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><strong style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span class="" data-brushtype="text" style="padding: 8px 23px; max-width: 100%; border-radius: 25px; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); font-family: inherit; font-weight: inherit; text-decoration: inherit; border-color: rgb(172, 29, 16); box-sizing: border-box !important; background-color: rgb(172, 29, 16);">绝代双骄</span></strong></span></section></section></section></section><p style="text-align: center;"><br></p><p>觉得这道菜还是蛮有意思的。青椒炒红椒，火辣辣，美艳艳，可不就是“绝代双骄（椒）”嘛！</p><section class="" data-id="86318" style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); line-height: 25.6px; font-family: 微软雅黑; border: 0px none;"><section class="" style="margin-right: auto; margin-left: auto; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box;"><section style="margin-top: 2em; padding-top: 0.5em; padding-bottom: 0.5em; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; font-family: inherit; font-size: 1em; font-weight: inherit; line-height: 22.4px; border-style: solid none none; border-top-width: 1px; border-top-color: rgb(204, 204, 204); text-decoration: inherit; color: rgb(166, 166, 166);"><section style="margin-top: -1.2em; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; text-align: center; border: none; line-height: 1.4;"><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 14px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><strong style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span class="" data-brushtype="text" style="padding: 8px 23px; max-width: 100%; border-radius: 25px; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); font-family: inherit; font-weight: inherit; text-decoration: inherit; border-color: rgb(172, 29, 16); box-sizing: border-box !important; background-color: rgb(172, 29, 16);">乱棍打死猪八戒</span></strong></span></section></section></section></section><p style="text-align: center;"><br></p><p>也就是我们常吃的蒜薹炒肉。“乱棍”是切成一小节一小节的蒜薹，“猪八戒”就是猪，这样说来还真的蛮形象的。好像饿了，谁帮我点一份乱棍打死猪八戒？</p><section class="" data-id="86318" style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); line-height: 25.6px; font-family: 微软雅黑; border: 0px none;"><section class="" style="margin-right: auto; margin-left: auto; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box;"><section style="margin-top: 2em; padding-top: 0.5em; padding-bottom: 0.5em; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; font-family: inherit; font-size: 1em; font-weight: inherit; line-height: 22.4px; border-style: solid none none; border-top-width: 1px; border-top-color: rgb(204, 204, 204); text-decoration: inherit; color: rgb(166, 166, 166);"><section style="margin-top: -1.2em; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; text-align: center; border: none; line-height: 1.4;"><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 14px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><strong style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span class="" data-brushtype="text" style="padding: 8px 23px; max-width: 100%; border-radius: 25px; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); font-family: inherit; font-weight: inherit; text-decoration: inherit; border-color: rgb(172, 29, 16); box-sizing: border-box !important; background-color: rgb(172, 29, 16);">母子相会</span></strong></span></section></section></section></section><p style="text-align: center;"><br></p><p>黄豆炒黄豆芽。那么问题来了，到底谁是母，谁是子？没有的黄豆哪儿来的黄豆芽，但是没有黄豆芽长成的黄豆杆，又哪里来的黄豆？</p><section class="" data-id="86318" style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); line-height: 25.6px; font-family: 微软雅黑; border: 0px none;"><section class="" style="margin-right: auto; margin-left: auto; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box;"><section style="margin-top: 2em; padding-top: 0.5em; padding-bottom: 0.5em; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; font-family: inherit; font-size: 1em; font-weight: inherit; line-height: 22.4px; border-style: solid none none; border-top-width: 1px; border-top-color: rgb(204, 204, 204); text-decoration: inherit; color: rgb(166, 166, 166);"><section style="margin-top: -1.2em; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; text-align: center; border: none; line-height: 1.4;"><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 14px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><strong style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span class="" data-brushtype="text" style="padding: 8px 23px; max-width: 100%; border-radius: 25px; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); font-family: inherit; font-weight: inherit; text-decoration: inherit; border-color: rgb(172, 29, 16); box-sizing: border-box !important; background-color: rgb(172, 29, 16);">火辣的吻</span></strong></span></section></section></section></section><p style="text-align: center;"><br></p><p>尖椒拱嘴。想象一下不小心把辣椒汁涂到自己嘴上的感觉，可不就是火辣辣的？辣得人不要不要的。</p><section class="" data-id="86318" style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); line-height: 25.6px; font-family: 微软雅黑; border: 0px none;"><section class="" style="margin-right: auto; margin-left: auto; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box;"><section style="margin-top: 2em; padding-top: 0.5em; padding-bottom: 0.5em; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; font-family: inherit; font-size: 1em; font-weight: inherit; line-height: 22.4px; border-style: solid none none; border-top-width: 1px; border-top-color: rgb(204, 204, 204); text-decoration: inherit; color: rgb(166, 166, 166);"><section style="margin-top: -1.2em; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; text-align: center; border: none; line-height: 1.4;"><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 14px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><strong style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span class="" data-brushtype="text" style="padding: 8px 23px; max-width: 100%; border-radius: 25px; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); font-family: inherit; font-weight: inherit; text-decoration: inherit; border-color: rgb(172, 29, 16); box-sizing: border-box !important; background-color: rgb(172, 29, 16);">耳边的悄悄话</span></strong></span></section></section></section></section><p style="text-align: center;"><br></p><p>卤过的猪舌头和猪耳朵拼盘——猪舌头在猪耳朵边悄悄地说...不得不说，我见过最深的套路就是点了一盘耳边悄悄话，却上来一盘烧腊。</p><section class="" data-id="86318" style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); line-height: 25.6px; font-family: 微软雅黑; border: 0px none;"><section class="" style="margin-right: auto; margin-left: auto; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box;"><section style="margin-top: 2em; padding-top: 0.5em; padding-bottom: 0.5em; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; font-family: inherit; font-size: 1em; font-weight: inherit; line-height: 22.4px; border-style: solid none none; border-top-width: 1px; border-top-color: rgb(204, 204, 204); text-decoration: inherit; color: rgb(166, 166, 166);"><section style="margin-top: -1.2em; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; text-align: center; border: none; line-height: 1.4;"><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 14px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><strong style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span class="" data-brushtype="text" style="padding: 8px 23px; max-width: 100%; border-radius: 25px; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); font-family: inherit; font-weight: inherit; text-decoration: inherit; border-color: rgb(172, 29, 16); box-sizing: border-box !important; background-color: rgb(172, 29, 16);">众星捧月</span></strong></span></section></section></section></section><p style="text-align: center;"><br></p><p>卤花生米和炸花生米。凭什么大家都是花生米，把衣服脱了就是抢人眼球的月亮？</p><section class="" data-id="86318" style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); line-height: 25.6px; font-family: 微软雅黑; border: 0px none;"><section class="" style="margin-right: auto; margin-left: auto; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box;"><section style="margin-top: 2em; padding-top: 0.5em; padding-bottom: 0.5em; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; font-family: inherit; font-size: 1em; font-weight: inherit; line-height: 22.4px; border-style: solid none none; border-top-width: 1px; border-top-color: rgb(204, 204, 204); text-decoration: inherit; color: rgb(166, 166, 166);"><section style="margin-top: -1.2em; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; text-align: center; border: none; line-height: 1.4;"><strong style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 14px; line-height: 1.4; text-decoration: inherit;"><span class="" data-brushtype="text" style="padding: 8px 23px; border-radius: 25px; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); font-family: inherit; font-weight: inherit; text-decoration: inherit; border-color: rgb(172, 29, 16); background-color: rgb(172, 29, 16);">关公战秦琼</span></strong></section></section></section></section><p style="text-align: center;"><br></p><p>八竿子打不着的两个历史人物。一个红脸（关公），一个黄脸（秦琼），放在一起就成了最常吃的西红柿炒鸡蛋。我该夸取菜名的人有文化呢？还是没文化？</p><section class="" data-id="86318" style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); line-height: 25.6px; font-family: 微软雅黑; border: 0px none;"><section class="" style="margin-right: auto; margin-left: auto; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box;"><section style="margin-top: 2em; padding-top: 0.5em; padding-bottom: 0.5em; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; font-family: inherit; font-size: 1em; font-weight: inherit; line-height: 22.4px; border-style: solid none none; border-top-width: 1px; border-top-color: rgb(204, 204, 204); text-decoration: inherit; color: rgb(166, 166, 166);"><section style="margin-top: -1.2em; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; text-align: center; border: none; line-height: 1.4;"><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 14px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><strong style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span class="" data-brushtype="text" style="padding: 8px 23px; max-width: 100%; border-radius: 25px; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); font-family: inherit; font-weight: inherit; text-decoration: inherit; border-color: rgb(172, 29, 16); box-sizing: border-box !important; background-color: rgb(172, 29, 16);">数一数二</span></strong></span></section></section></section></section><p style="text-align: center;"><br></p><p>“数一数二”应该叫“薯一薯二”，分别是薯球和薯条。这名字，就问你，服不服！</p><section class="" data-id="86318" style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); line-height: 25.6px; font-family: 微软雅黑; border: 0px none;"><section class="" style="margin-right: auto; margin-left: auto; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box;"><section style="margin-top: 2em; padding-top: 0.5em; padding-bottom: 0.5em; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; font-family: inherit; font-size: 1em; font-weight: inherit; line-height: 22.4px; border-style: solid none none; border-top-width: 1px; border-top-color: rgb(204, 204, 204); text-decoration: inherit; color: rgb(166, 166, 166);"><section style="margin-top: -1.2em; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; text-align: center; border: none; line-height: 1.4;"><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 14px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><strong style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span class="" data-brushtype="text" style="padding: 8px 23px; max-width: 100%; border-radius: 25px; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); font-family: inherit; font-weight: inherit; text-decoration: inherit; border-color: rgb(172, 29, 16); box-sizing: border-box !important; background-color: rgb(172, 29, 16);">青龙卧雪</span></strong></span></section></section></section></section><p style="text-align: center;"><br></p><p>把番茄换成黄瓜，于是就从火山变成了青龙；把白糖从撒在上面换成铺在下面，于是就从飘雪变成了卧雪。这名字换的，我服！</p><section class="" data-id="86318" style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); line-height: 25.6px; font-family: 微软雅黑; border: 0px none;"><section class="" style="margin-right: auto; margin-left: auto; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box;"><section style="margin-top: 2em; padding-top: 0.5em; padding-bottom: 0.5em; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; font-family: inherit; font-size: 1em; font-weight: inherit; line-height: 22.4px; border-style: solid none none; border-top-width: 1px; border-top-color: rgb(204, 204, 204); text-decoration: inherit; color: rgb(166, 166, 166);"><section style="margin-top: -1.2em; max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; text-align: center; border: none; line-height: 1.4;"><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 14px; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><strong style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;"><span class="" data-brushtype="text" style="padding: 8px 23px; max-width: 100%; border-radius: 25px; color: rgb(255, 255, 255); font-family: inherit; font-weight: inherit; text-decoration: inherit; border-color: rgb(172, 29, 16); box-sizing: border-box !important; background-color: rgb(172, 29, 16);">乌云遮日</span></strong></span></section></section></section></section><p style="text-align: center;"><br></p><p>啊，那天午后，乌云遮住了太阳，你点了一盆紫菜蛋花汤......</p><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="max-width: 100%; color: rgb(217, 33, 66); box-sizing: border-box !important;"><strong style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important;">你遇到过几个！！</strong></span></p><p><br></p><p></p>
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