借一部说话 发表于 2019-3-25 15:49:07

宠物看到一丝不挂的你, 都会想些啥?

<div class="wx_rich_media_content" id="jsWxContainer"><section class="xmteditor" style="display:none;" data-tools="新媒体管家" data-label="powered by xmt.cn"></section><section style="box-sizing: border-box;"><section class="Powered-by-XIUMI V5" style="box-sizing: border-box;" powered-by="xiumi.us"><section class="" style="text-align: center;margin-right: 0%;margin-bottom: 15px;margin-left: 0%;box-sizing: border-box;"><br></section></section><section class="Powered-by-XIUMI V5" style="box-sizing: border-box;" powered-by="xiumi.us"><section class="" style="margin: 30px 0%;transform: translate3d(0px, 0px, 0px);-webkit-transform: translate3d(0px, 0px, 0px);-moz-transform: translate3d(0px, 0px, 0px);-o-transform: translate3d(0px, 0px, 0px);box-sizing: border-box;"><section class="" style="text-align: justify;line-height: 1.8;padding-right: 1px;padding-left: 1px;font-size: 14px;letter-spacing: 1px;box-sizing: border-box;"><p style="box-sizing: border-box;">你在洗完澡、换衣服时,有没有突然对上你家喵汪的目光?略微尴尬之余,TA到底会想啥呢?<strong style="text-align: right; font-size: 15px; color: rgb(79, 79, 79); box-sizing: border-box;">面对赤裸裸的你,Ta们知道么?</strong></p></section></section></section><section class="Powered-by-XIUMI V5" style="box-sizing: border-box;" powered-by="xiumi.us"><section class="" style="transform: translate3d(0px, 0px, 0px);-webkit-transform: translate3d(0px, 0px, 0px);-moz-transform: translate3d(0px, 0px, 0px);-o-transform: translate3d(0px, 0px, 0px);text-align: center;margin: 20px 0%;box-sizing: border-box;"><section class="" style="text-align: justify;font-size: 13px;color: rgb(165, 165, 165);line-height: 1.5;letter-spacing: 1px;padding-right: 1px;padding-left: 1px;box-sizing: border-box;"><p style="box-sizing: border-box;"><span style="color: rgb(79, 79, 79); font-size: 15px;">可能不少铲屎官都遇到过这种情况:当你在沐浴完毕或就寝脱衣服时,在房间的某一个角落可能会发现一双眼睛窥视着你,让你不禁有一丝尴尬。</span></p></section></section></section><section class="Powered-by-XIUMI V5" style="box-sizing: border-box;" powered-by="xiumi.us"><section class="" style="margin: 20px 0% 30px;box-sizing: border-box;"><section class="" style="text-align: justify;font-size: 15px;color: rgb(79, 79, 79);letter-spacing: 1px;line-height: 1.8;padding-right: 1px;padding-left: 1px;box-sizing: border-box;"><p style="box-sizing: border-box;"><strong style="box-sizing: border-box;">但毛球们呢?看到你没穿衣服的样子,TA</strong><strong>们到底在想些啥?</strong></p></section></section></section><section class="Powered-by-XIUMI V5" style="box-sizing: border-box;" powered-by="xiumi.us"><p style="text-align: center;"><span class="wxart_image" wx-style="display:inline-block;"></span></p></section><section class="Powered-by-XIUMI V5" style="box-sizing: border-box;" powered-by="xiumi.us"><section class="" style="transform: translate3d(0px, 0px, 0px);-webkit-transform: translate3d(0px, 0px, 0px);-moz-transform: translate3d(0px, 0px, 0px);-o-transform: translate3d(0px, 0px, 0px);text-align: center;margin: 5px 0% 30px;box-sizing: border-box;"><section class="" style="font-size: 12px;color: rgb(165, 165, 165);line-height: 1.5;letter-spacing: 0px;box-sizing: border-box;"><p style="box-sizing: border-box;">快把你的那些东西遮起来,没人想要看!!</p></section></section></section><section class="Powered-by-XIUMI V5" style="box-sizing: border-box;" powered-by="xiumi.us"><p style="text-align: center;"><span class="wxart_image" wx-style="display:inline-block;"></span></p></section><section class="Powered-by-XIUMI V5" style="box-sizing: border-box;" powered-by="xiumi.us"><section class="" style="transform: translate3d(0px, 0px, 0px);-webkit-transform: translate3d(0px, 0px, 0px);-moz-transform: translate3d(0px, 0px, 0px);-o-transform: translate3d(0px, 0px, 0px);text-align: center;margin: 5px 0% 30px;box-sizing: border-box;"><section class="" style="font-size: 12px;color: rgb(165, 165, 165);line-height: 1.5;letter-spacing: 0px;box-sizing: border-box;"><p style="box-sizing: border-box;">你们的毛呢?毛呢?!</p></section></section></section><section class="Powered-by-XIUMI V5" style="box-sizing: border-box;" powered-by="xiumi.us"><p style="text-align: center;"><span class="wxart_image" wx-style="display:inline-block;"></span></p></section><section class="Powered-by-XIUMI V5" style="box-sizing: border-box;" powered-by="xiumi.us"><section class="" style="transform: translate3d(0px, 0px, 0px);-webkit-transform: translate3d(0px, 0px, 0px);-moz-transform: translate3d(0px, 0px, 0px);-o-transform: translate3d(0px, 0px, 0px);text-align: center;margin: 5px 0% 30px;box-sizing: border-box;"><section class="" style="font-size: 12px;color: rgb(165, 165, 165);line-height: 1.5;letter-spacing: 0px;box-sizing: border-box;"><p style="box-sizing: border-box;">Emmm……只有两个乳头,真差劲~</p></section></section></section><section class="Powered-by-XIUMI V5" style="box-sizing: border-box;" powered-by="xiumi.us"><section class="" style="transform: translate3d(0px, 0px, 0px);-webkit-transform: translate3d(0px, 0px, 0px);-moz-transform: translate3d(0px, 0px, 0px);-o-transform: translate3d(0px, 0px, 0px);text-align: center;margin: 5px 0% 30px;box-sizing: border-box;"><section class="" style="font-size: 12px;color: rgb(165, 165, 165);line-height: 1.5;letter-spacing: 0px;box-sizing: border-box;"><p><span class="wxart_image" wx-style="display:inline-block;"></span></p><p style="box-sizing: border-box;">你这样和我们穿着衣服看上去一样傻</p></section></section></section><section class="Powered-by-XIUMI V5" style="box-sizing: border-box;" powered-by="xiumi.us"><section class="" style="transform: translate3d(0px, 0px, 0px);-webkit-transform: translate3d(0px, 0px, 0px);-moz-transform: translate3d(0px, 0px, 0px);-o-transform: translate3d(0px, 0px, 0px);text-align: center;margin: 5px 0% 30px;box-sizing: border-box;"><section class="" style="line-height: 1.5;box-sizing: border-box;"><p style="box-sizing: border-box;text-align: justify;"><span style="color:#4f4f4f;"><span style="font-size: 15px;letter-spacing: 1px;">以上纯属娱乐。不过</span></span><span style="color: rgb(79, 79, 79);font-size: 15px;letter-spacing: 1px;">为了解答“人类穿的不同衣服对宠物是否有影响”的问题,新西兰梅西大学的Chamove博士曾做过一个有趣的研究。</span></p></section></section></section><section class="Powered-by-XIUMI V5" style="box-sizing: border-box;" powered-by="xiumi.us"><section class="" style="margin: 20px 0% 30px;box-sizing: border-box;"><section class="" style="text-align: justify;font-size: 15px;color: rgb(79, 79, 79);letter-spacing: 1px;line-height: 1.8;padding-right: 1px;padding-left: 1px;box-sizing: border-box;"><p style="box-sizing: border-box;">参与实验的动物是22只流浪中心里的狗狗,实验安排了一个陌生研究员,先穿着一身黑衣服,再分别穿5种不同款式长袖衬衫(图案分别是黑白条纹相间的宽条纹,细条纹,横条纹,竖条纹和无条纹)在这些狗狗的笼前经过,记录狗狗的反应。</p></section></section></section><section class="Powered-by-XIUMI V5" style="box-sizing: border-box;" powered-by="xiumi.us"><p style="text-align: center;"><span class="wxart_image" wx-style="display:inline-block;"></span></p></section><section class="Powered-by-XIUMI V5" style="box-sizing: border-box;" powered-by="xiumi.us"><section class="" style="margin: 20px 0% 30px;box-sizing: border-box;"><section class="" style="text-align: justify;font-size: 15px;color: rgb(79, 79, 79);letter-spacing: 1px;line-height: 1.8;padding-right: 1px;padding-left: 1px;box-sizing: border-box;"><p style="box-sizing: border-box;">结果显示,<strong>参与者穿的衬衫确实影响了狗的行为:</strong>当狗狗们看到窄的横条纹的衣服时,表现出屈服以及焦虑情绪。而看到纯黑衣服时则最为冷静。实验结论得出<span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><strong style="box-sizing: border-box;"><span style="box-sizing: border-box;">狗狗可以分辨出我们所穿不同衣服之间的区别。</span></strong></span></p><p style="box-sizing: border-box;"><span style="color: rgb(241, 135, 142);"><span style="box-sizing: border-box;color: rgb(79, 79, 79);"><br></span></span></p><p style="box-sizing: border-box;"><span style="color: rgb(241, 135, 142);"><strong style="box-sizing: border-box;"><span style="box-sizing: border-box;color: rgb(79, 79, 79);"></span></strong><span style="box-sizing: border-box;color: rgb(79, 79, 79);">那么如果</span></span>我们不穿衣服TA们也看得出来吗?</p><p style="box-sizing: border-box;"><br></p><p style="box-sizing: border-box;">不一定。</p></section></section></section><section class="Powered-by-XIUMI V5" style="box-sizing: border-box;" powered-by="xiumi.us"><section class="" style="margin: 20px 0% 30px;box-sizing: border-box;"><section class="" style="text-align: justify;font-size: 15px;color: rgb(79, 79, 79);letter-spacing: 1px;line-height: 1.8;padding-right: 1px;padding-left: 1px;box-sizing: border-box;"><p style="text-align: center;"><span class="wxart_image" wx-style="display:inline-block;"></span>、</p><p style="text-align: center;"><br></p><p style="box-sizing: border-box;">跟两脚兽不一样,一天之中TA们几乎所有的时间都是赤裸的。你之所以在脱光光时被宠物看到会有一点点尴尬,是因为在你的判断中,你以为TA们知道我们是赤裸的。但实际上,就隐私意识来说,宠物们并没有人类那么强烈,<strong>我们不能以拟人化的思维去判断Ta们的想法。</strong></p><p style="box-sizing: border-box;"><br></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span class="wxart_image" wx-style="display:inline-block;"></span></p><p style="box-sizing: border-box;"><strong><br></strong></p><p style="box-sizing: border-box;">TA们遇到裸体的人会觉得有点奇怪,只是因为平时看惯了穿衣服的你,乍一下看到光秃秃的两脚兽,难免会觉得有一点疑惑罢了。不过注意哦,TA只是疑惑你为啥什么都没穿,而不是因为TA意识到了你是赤裸的。</p><p style="box-sizing: border-box;"><br></p><p style="box-sizing: border-box;"></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span class="wxart_image" wx-style="display:inline-block;"></span></p><p style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: 12px;color: rgb(178, 178, 178);">冲个头冷静下丨source:giphy.com</span></p><p style="box-sizing: border-box;"><strong><br></strong></p><p style="box-sizing: border-box;"><strong>所以,你家毛孩子根本不关心你到底是不是一丝不挂。</strong>即使你每天都裸着在TA们前面跑,TA们也不会有任何想法啦。</p><p style="box-sizing: border-box;"><br></p><p style="box-sizing: border-box;"><br></p><p style="box-sizing: border-box;"><span style="font-size: 14px;color: rgb(136, 136, 136);">(๑Ő௰Ő๑):不要说一丝不挂了,就算是嘿咻,我家那只也只会淡舔爪子舔屁眼丝毫不关心铲屎的在干嘛<span class="wxart_image" wx-style="display:inline-block;display:inline-block;width:20px;vertical-align:text-bottom;"></span></span></p><p style="box-sizing: border-box;"><span style="font-size: 14px;color: rgb(136, 136, 136);"><br></span></p><p style="box-sizing: border-box;"><span style="font-size: 14px;color: rgb(136, 136, 136);">受众感受:猫会想,原来是斯芬克斯啊,装你妹的人类!狗会想,原来是中华冠毛啊,装你妹的人类!</span></p><p style="box-sizing: border-box;"><span style="font-size: 14px;color: rgb(136, 136, 136);"><br></span></p><p style="box-sizing: border-box;"><span style="font-size: 14px;color: rgb(136, 136, 136);">馨竹:大概在思考,铲屎的换季掉毛这么厉害?</span></p><p style="box-sizing: border-box;"><span style="font-size: 14px;color: rgb(136, 136, 136);"><br></span></p><p style="box-sizing: border-box;"><span style="font-size: 14px;color: rgb(136, 136, 136);">K.:洗澡时被看见了,它盯着洗澡水看了许久,接着喵了一声,用看智障的眼光看我,最后叼来了一件背心……我???</span></p><p style="box-sizing: border-box;"><span style="font-size: 14px;color: rgb(136, 136, 136);"><br></span></p><p style="box-sizing: border-box;"><span style="font-size: 14px;color: rgb(136, 136, 136);">桃仁儿陪着杏:可能猫在庆幸,幸好我没有人的灵魂,否则你这身材我真是看不下去</span></p></section></section></section></section></div>
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