可爱的孩子都在别人家，你的娃只会让你高血压......
<div class="wx_rich_media_content" id="jsWxContainer"><section class="xmteditor" style='display:none;' data-tools="新媒体管家" data-label="powered by xmt.cn"></section><section style='text-align: center;margin-left: 16px;margin-right: 16px;line-height: 2em;letter-spacing: 1px;'><span style='font-size: 15px;'>哈喽，狗子们晚上好</span></section><section style='text-align: center;margin-left: 16px;margin-right: 16px;line-height: 2em;letter-spacing: 1px;'><span style='font-size: 15px;'>还记得昨天那个风靡朋友圈的小男孩吗？</span><br></section><section style='text-align: center;margin-left: 16px;margin-right: 16px;line-height: 2em;letter-spacing: 1px;'><span style='font-size: 15px;'>就是这个</span></section><section style='text-align: center;margin-left: 16px;margin-right: 16px;line-height: 2em;letter-spacing: 1px;'><span class="wxart_image" wx-style='display:inline-block;width:19px;display: inline-block;vertical-align: text-bottom;'></span><span class="wxart_image" wx-style='display:inline-block;width:19px;display: inline-block;vertical-align: text-bottom;'></span><span class="wxart_image" wx-style='display:inline-block;width:19px;display: inline-block;vertical-align: text-bottom;'></span><br></section><p><br></p><section style='text-align: center;margin-left: 16px;margin-right: 16px;line-height: 2em;letter-spacing: 1px;'><span class="wxart_image" wx-style='display:inline-block;'></span></section><section style='text-align: center;margin-left: 16px;margin-right: 16px;line-height: 2em;letter-spacing: 1px;'><br></section><section style='text-align: center;margin-left: 16px;margin-right: 16px;line-height: 2em;letter-spacing: 1px;'><span class="wxart_image" wx-style='display:inline-block;width: 252px;height: 252px;'></span></section><p style='text-align: center;'><br></p><section style='text-align: center;margin-left: 16px;margin-right: 16px;line-height: 2em;letter-spacing: 1px;'><span style='color: rgb(255, 169, 0);'><strong><span style='font-size: 15px;'>真的超级无敌可爱！</span></strong></span></section><p><br></p><section style='text-align: center;margin-left: 16px;margin-right: 16px;line-height: 2em;letter-spacing: 1px;'><span style='font-size: 15px;'>他就是传说中的</span></section><section style='text-align: center;margin-left: 16px;margin-right: 16px;line-height: 2em;letter-spacing: 1px;'><span style='font-size: 15px;background-color: rgb(249, 185, 67);'>幼儿园「少女杀手」吧！</span></section><p><br></p><p style='text-align: center;line-height: 2em;letter-spacing: 1px;margin-left: 16px;margin-right: 16px;'><span class="wxart_image" wx-style='display:inline-block;height: 238px;text-align: center;white-space: normal;width: 238px;'></span></p><p><br></p><section style='text-align: center;margin-left: 16px;margin-right: 16px;line-height: 2em;letter-spacing: 1px;'><span style='font-size: 15px;'>又想骗大家生儿子系列！</span></section><section style='text-align: center;margin-left: 16px;margin-right: 16px;line-height: 2em;letter-spacing: 1px;'><span style='font-size: 15px;'>不过冷哥要告诉狗子们</span></section><section style='text-align: center;margin-left: 16px;margin-right: 16px;line-height: 2em;letter-spacing: 1px;'><span style='font-size: 15px;'>你们一定要清醒一点</span></section><p><br></p><section style='text-align: center;margin-left: 16px;margin-right: 16px;line-height: 2em;letter-spacing: 1px;'><span style='font-size: 15px;'>冷哥看着都感觉血压噌噌往上飙</span><span class="wxart_image" wx-style='display:inline-block;height: 36px;white-space: normal;width: 29px;'></span></section><section style='text-align: center;margin-left: 16px;margin-right: 16px;line-height: 2em;letter-spacing: 1px;'><span style='font-size: 15px;'>爸爸妈妈：</span></section><section style='text-align: center;margin-left: 16px;margin-right: 16px;line-height: 2em;letter-spacing: 1px;'><span style='color: rgb(255, 169, 0);'><strong><span style='font-size: 15px;'>算了，自己生的，能咋办呢</span></strong></span></section><section style='text-align: center;margin-left: 16px;margin-right: 16px;line-height: 2em;letter-spacing: 1px;'><span style='color: rgb(255, 169, 0);'><strong><span style='font-size: 15px;'>先拍个视频发朋友圈吧</span></strong></span></section><p><br></p><section style='text-align: center;margin-left: 16px;margin-right: 16px;line-height: 2em;letter-spacing: 1px;'><span class="wxart_image" wx-style='display:inline-block;width: 573px;height: 152px;border-color: rgb(255, 169, 0);border-style: solid;border-width: 2px;'></span><span class="wxart_image" wx-style='display:inline-block;width: 573px;height: 146px;border-color: rgb(255, 169, 0);border-style: solid;border-width: 2px;'></span><br></section><section style='text-align: center;margin-left: 16px;margin-right: 16px;line-height: 2em;letter-spacing: 1px;'><span class="wxart_image" wx-style='display:inline-block;width: 573px;height: 98px;border-color: rgb(255, 169, 0);border-style: solid;border-width: 2px;'></span></section><section style='text-align: center;margin-left: 16px;margin-right: 16px;line-height: 2em;letter-spacing: 1px;'><span class="wxart_image" wx-style='display:inline-block;width: 573px;height: 75px;border-color: rgb(255, 169, 0);border-style: solid;border-width: 2px;'></span></section><section style='text-align: center;margin-left: 16px;margin-right: 16px;line-height: 2em;letter-spacing: 1px;'><span class="wxart_image" wx-style='display:inline-block;width: 573px;height: 70px;border-color: rgb(255, 169, 0);border-style: solid;border-width: 2px;'></span></section><section style='text-align: center;margin-left: 16px;margin-right: 16px;line-height: 2em;letter-spacing: 1px;'><span class="wxart_image" wx-style='display:inline-block;width: 573px;height: 70px;border-color: rgb(255, 169, 0);border-style: solid;border-width: 2px;'></span></section><section style='text-align: center;margin-left: 16px;margin-right: 16px;line-height: 2em;letter-spacing: 1px;'><span class="wxart_image" wx-style='display:inline-block;width: 573px;height: 67px;border-color: rgb(255, 169, 0);border-style: solid;border-width: 2px;'></span></section><section style='text-align: center;margin-left: 16px;margin-right: 16px;line-height: 2em;letter-spacing: 1px;'><span class="wxart_image" wx-style='display:inline-block;width: 573px;height: 101px;border-color: rgb(255, 169, 0);border-style: solid;border-width: 2px;'></span><br></section><p><br></p><section style='text-align: center;margin-left: 16px;margin-right: 16px;line-height: 2em;letter-spacing: 1px;'><span style='font-size: 15px;background-color: rgb(249, 185, 67);'>养娃得需要一颗多强大的心脏啊</span></section><section style='text-align: center;margin-left: 16px;margin-right: 16px;line-height: 2em;letter-spacing: 1px;'><span style='font-size: 15px;'>如果真的在我面前发生......</span></section><section style='text-align: center;margin-left: 16px;margin-right: 16px;line-height: 2em;letter-spacing: 1px;'><span style='font-size: 15px;'>光想想我都要窒息了！</span></section><section style='text-align: center;margin-left: 16px;margin-right: 16px;line-height: 2em;letter-spacing: 1px;'><span class="wxart_image" wx-style='display:inline-block;width:19px;display: inline-block;vertical-align: text-bottom;'></span><span class="wxart_image" wx-style='display:inline-block;width:19px;display: inline-block;vertical-align: text-bottom;'></span><span class="wxart_image" wx-style='display:inline-block;width:19px;display: inline-block;vertical-align: text-bottom;'></span><br></section><p><br></p><section style='text-align: center;margin-left: 16px;margin-right: 16px;line-height: 2em;letter-spacing: 1px;'><strong><span style='font-size: 15px;'>原来女孩子真的可以单独洗刘海</span></strong></section><section style='text-align: center;margin-left: 16px;margin-right: 16px;line-height: 2em;letter-spacing: 1px;'><strong><span style='font-size: 15px;'>但是这地点是不是不太对啊！</span></strong></section><section style='text-align: center;margin-left: 16px;margin-right: 16px;line-height: 2em;letter-spacing: 1px;'><span style='font-size: 15px;'>▼</span></section><p><br></p><section style='text-align: center;margin-left: 16px;margin-right: 16px;line-height: 2em;letter-spacing: 1px;'><span class="wxart_image" wx-style='display:inline-block;'></span></section><p><br></p><section style='text-align: center;margin-left: 16px;margin-right: 16px;line-height: 2em;letter-spacing: 1px;'><strong><span style='font-size: 15px;'>钱是不是大风刮来的不知道</span></strong></section><section style='text-align: center;margin-left: 16px;margin-right: 16px;line-height: 2em;letter-spacing: 1px;'><strong><span style='font-size: 15px;'>但可能是被孩子丢掉的</span></strong></section><section style='text-align: center;margin-left: 16px;margin-right: 16px;line-height: 2em;letter-spacing: 1px;'><span style='font-size: 15px;'>▼</span></section><p><br></p><section style='text-align: center;margin-left: 16px;margin-right: 16px;line-height: 2em;letter-spacing: 1px;'><span class="wxart_image" wx-style='display:inline-block;'></span></section><p><br></p><section style='text-align: center;margin-left: 16px;margin-right: 16px;line-height: 2em;letter-spacing: 1px;'><strong><span style='font-size: 15px;'>像只鱼儿在你的「荷塘」</span></strong></section><section style='text-align: center;margin-left: 16px;margin-right: 16px;line-height: 2em;letter-spacing: 1px;'><span style='font-size: 15px;'>▼</span></section><p><br></p><section style='text-align: center;margin-left: 16px;margin-right: 16px;line-height: 2em;letter-spacing: 1px;'><span class="wxart_image" wx-style='display:inline-block;'></span></section><p><br></p><section style='text-align: center;margin-left: 16px;margin-right: 16px;line-height: 2em;letter-spacing: 1px;'><strong><span style='font-size: 15px;'>尽情享受日光泥浴</span></strong></section><section style='text-align: center;margin-left: 16px;margin-right: 16px;line-height: 2em;letter-spacing: 1px;'><strong><span style='font-size: 15px;'>这样的</span></strong><strong><span style='font-size: 15px;'>「泥娃」</span></strong><strong><span style='font-size: 15px;'>还能要吗？</span></strong><strong><span style='font-size: 15px;'>！</span></strong></section><section style='text-align: center;margin-left: 16px;margin-right: 16px;line-height: 2em;letter-spacing: 1px;'><span style='font-size: 15px;'>▼</span></section><p><br></p><section style='text-align: center;margin-left: 16px;margin-right: 16px;line-height: 2em;letter-spacing: 1px;'><span class="wxart_image" wx-style='display:inline-block;width: 270px;height: 362px;'></span></section><p><br></p><section style='text-align: center;margin-left: 16px;margin-right: 16px;line-height: 2em;letter-spacing: 1px;'><span style='color: rgb(255, 169, 0);'><strong><span style='font-size: 15px;'>亲爹亲妈们：<br></span></strong></span></section><section style='text-align: center;margin-left: 16px;margin-right: 16px;line-height: 2em;letter-spacing: 1px;'><span style='color: rgb(255, 169, 0);'><strong><span style='font-size: 15px;'>我太太太难了！</span></strong></span></section><p><br></p><section style='text-align: center;margin-left: 16px;margin-right: 16px;line-height: 2em;letter-spacing: 1px;'><span class="wxart_image" wx-style='display:inline-block;width: 201px;height: 201px;'></span></section><p><br></p><section style='text-align: center;margin-left: 16px;margin-right: 16px;line-height: 2em;letter-spacing: 1px;'><span style='font-size: 15px;'>从怀孕、生娃到养娃</span></section><section style='text-align: center;margin-left: 16px;margin-right: 16px;line-height: 2em;letter-spacing: 1px;'><span style='font-size: 15px;'>简直每一天都像在闯关！</span></section><section style='text-align: center;margin-left: 16px;margin-right: 16px;line-height: 2em;letter-spacing: 1px;'><span style='color: rgb(255, 169, 0);'><strong><span style='font-size: 15px;'>乖的时候像「小天使」</span></strong></span></section><section style='text-align: center;margin-left: 16px;margin-right: 16px;line-height: 2em;letter-spacing: 1px;'><span style='color: rgb(255, 169, 0);'><strong><span style='font-size: 15px;'>皮的时候就是「小恶魔」</span></strong></span></section><section style='text-align: center;margin-left: 16px;margin-right: 16px;line-height: 2em;letter-spacing: 1px;'><span style='font-size: 15px;'>你们说是不是这样？</span></section><section style='text-align: center;margin-left: 16px;margin-right: 16px;line-height: 2em;letter-spacing: 1px;'><span style='font-size: 15px;'>觉得养娃不容易的右下角点</span><span style='font-size: 15px;background-color: rgb(249, 185, 67);'>「在看」</span></section></div>
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